ask any high school student what they wanna do once they leave high school and watch them cry right in front of you
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
Interviewer: You know that you’re a role model to many young women. What do you say to them? Young girls, teenagers, they all love you very much.
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
ellen is handing out the pizza and brad pitt is handing out the paper plates this must be what a famous child’s birthday party is like